Google news has an automated news gathering program which sometimes goes awry. Here is one which appears under the section of Science:

Someday I will make my own web craping news program, the unfortunate thing is the lack of time. In general though, news.google.com is simply spot on!

Someday I will make my own web craping news program, the unfortunate thing is the lack of time. In general though, news.google.com is simply spot on!